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What Jerking Off Has Taught Me About Self-Control

Well here's something I never thought I'd be writing about. Jerking off. But considering I've already told half the damn internet I sell my used underwear, I guess we're past the point of pretending I'm some respectable member of society.

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Meet My Grandma

Her name was Arlene. I've been thinking about her a lot the last couple days. If you saw what I wrote about the older lady I met at the restaurant the other day, I guess this is her fault.

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What I Learned From Selling My Underwear on the Internet

I'm 43 years old. I build decks for a living. I've spent most of my adult life working with lumber, tools, trucks, homeowners and occasionally people who probably shouldn't be allowed to own a tape measure.